Season 9, Episode 19: "The Maid"

Well, it's probably the most intelligent ape there is.

So how's Cindy the maid?

Everything's going great, except basically, I'm paying for sex.

Tell me about it. I went out with a girl last week.

-First I paid for dinner-- -No, George.

She's coming over and not cleaning. It's like I'm seeing a prostitute.

-How much you pay this maid? -Forty.

Forty? I'm paying 60 to my maid.

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