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So how's Cindy the maid?
Everything's going great, except basically, I'm paying for sex.
Tell me about it. I went out with a girl last week.
-First I paid for dinner-- -No, George.
She's coming over and not cleaning. It's like I'm seeing a prostitute.
-How much you pay this maid? -Forty.
Forty? I'm paying 60 to my maid.