The Voice

Season 9, Episode 2 — 67 scenes

• "...lifting that 200-pound motorized cart with one hand."
• "But at this point, I think it's best if we both go our separate ways."
• "As long as I show up for work every day, they have to pay me."
• "He and I started joking that when she falls asleep..."
• "-How's it talking? -Well, the bellybutton's like a mouth."
• "Oh, I gotta start taking these "stupid" warnings more seriously."
• "You gotta rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over."
• "-All right. Witness? -Witness."
• "At the movies last night, I went to the bathroom and I unbuckled wildly..."
• "Which part? The "renovating the restaurant you don't own" part..."
• "Laundry, grocery shopping, coming in here and talking to you."
• "Here we go. Now she comes in. My whole day is shot."
• "You know, I wear these shoes all the time."
• "-What's going on here? -Nothing."
• "-We are not back together. -Then what do you call it?"
• "We fooled around, then we went out, grabbed a little dinner."
• "-Hi, Alice. That's a nice dress. -Don't even look at me."
• "Yeah, that's Jerry. You don't have to worry about him."
• "...so I can focus on more important things, like my bladder system."
• "-It's not for people. It's for oil tankers. -I know."
• "-Hello? -Hello."
• "They've downgraded me to some sort of a bunker."
• "Mr. Kramer would like to schedule lunch with you at Monk's coffee shop."
• "-I'll call back in five minutes to confirm. -Yeah, five."
• "What do you mean he's already left?"
• "There are the gloves. I was just about to call."
• "You know who loves funny stories? David Puddy."
• "I'm sorry. I couldn't get out of there. What did I miss?"
• "Then Mr. Seinfeld went to the restroom, at which point..."
• "And then Mr. Costanza then remarked to me:"
• "-So is it fun humiliating me? -No, it's not you. It's your stomach."
• "We're in the middle of something. You mind coming back later?"
• "-She wants to set a meeting. -Yeah, well, nothing before noon."
• "We can see each other, but it doesn't mean we're together."
• "Hearing about how everyone at work isn't as smart as you. It's brutal."
• "Listen, could you give Mr. Thomassoulo a message for me?"
• "I've been reviewing Darin's internship journal."
• "I'm sorry, but we can't allow Darin to continue working with you."
• "I have to choose between seeing you and doing the voice?"
• "-You broke up with her? Why? -So we could do the voice."
• "-What's the matter? -I think I'm getting tired of it."
• "I like the girl better than the voice."
• "-I knew you two would get back together. -Not for long."
• "I think Play Now is putting something in my food."
• "Jerry, buddy, I gotta tell you something. That voice is played."
• "We were gonna put an end to maritime oil spills."
• "Darin, you go home. Forget about Kramerica."
• "-Well, you're still here? -I haven't had time to leave."
• "George Costanza's handicapped bathroom on the 16th floor..."
• "Our relationship is certainly worth more than some silly, stupid voice."
• "All I need to do is fill a rubber container with oil..."
• "Well, Play Now has all kinds of different rubber balls."
• "That's a nice sweater."
• "That was a doozy."
• "David, I know this hurts, but it's the way it has to be."
• "Listen, David, I've gotta run. Can you lend me 50 bucks?"
• "That should cover the experiment, the arrest and most of your trial."
• "-You gave up the voice? -Yeah, that was stupid."
• "No wonder you're putting in so many hours."
• "Now, let's push this giant ball of oil out the window."
• "Claire's right underneath that thing."
• "I'm not looking up, if you're going to do that voice."
• "This is going to be a shame."
• "-Oh, that sounds interesting, sir. -Yeah."
• "Claire sure looked pretty funny all covered in oil like that."
• "Hello. I got beaned with a giant ball of oil."
• "You know, why were we fooling ourselves?"