Season 9, Episode 2: "The Voice"

Look at this: They're redoing the Cloud Club.

The restaurant on the Chrysler Building?

-Good idea. -Of course it is. It's my idea.

I conceived this whole project two years ago.

Which part? The "renovating the restaurant you don't own" part...

...or "spending the 200 million you don't have" part?

I come up with these things, I know they're gold...

...but nothing happens. You know why?

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