Season 9, Episode 2: "The Voice"

-So I'll call you tonight? -Yeah.

What's wrong with the belt?

At the movies last night, I went to the bathroom and I unbuckled wildly...

...and the buckle kind of banged against the side of the urinal...

...so that's it.

-So you're insane. -Oh, yes. Quite.

-Hello. -Of course, it's a sliding scale.

-Hello. -Hello.

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