Season 9, Episode 2: "The Voice"

We fooled around, then we went out, grabbed a little dinner.

Dinner? That's it.

-What? -You're all the way back.

Sex, that's meaningless. I can understand.

Dinner, that's heavy. That's an hour.

2.9-percent financing on a Toyota one-ton.

That was my idea too!

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