Season 9, Episode 2: "The Voice"

Well, Play Now has all kinds of different rubber balls.

Why don't we test your bladder system at my office?

-You're not. -Oh, yes, I am.

Mr. Thomassoulo likes to play dirty.

Well, there's nothing dirtier...

...than a giant ball of oil.

You wanna split a Reuben?

I don't think so, David.

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