The Betrayal

Season 9, Episode 8 — 77 scenes

• "So Elaine, are you gonna sleep with me or what?"
• "-Well, what happened to your nose? -I don't wanna talk about it."
• "You know, I didn't go to the bathroom the entire time we were India."
• "Elaine, you were my maid of honor and you slept with my Pinter?"
• "And by the way, you can take off those boots. Everyone knows you're 5'6"."
• "When is our flight back? I gotta go to the bathroom."
• "-Well, you were pretty loaded. -I know."
• "It's 120 degrees in here. I'll sweat it out."
• "All right, I admit it. I slept with Nina, but that's all."
• "I don't know what the rest of it is for, anyway."
• "That doesn't punish me. It punishes Elaine. And cruelly, I might add."
• "My best friend is trying to get married here."
• "Nina slept with him, he slept with me, I slept with Pinter."
• "I win, I don't drop dead and I get 100 percent anti-drop-dead protection."
• "Come on. There's gotta be something that'll change your mind."
• "What, you want my kidney?"
• "George knows that you slept with Nina. That's why he was acting so weird."
• "If she knew, she'd call off the whole wedding."
• "-You know what Jerry is in Indian? -No. What?"
• "Yes. I think it's a fine idea."
• "Good night, Jugdish."
• "-Bless you. -Thank you."
• "I made a wish on a shooting star last night and I wished against your wish."
• "Yeah, fair enough. I'm quadruple-wishing."
• "George, you've been wearing those boots since I met you."
• "I mean, not even Pinter's parents and they're Indian."
• "But I want you to be my maid of honor and my best friend."
• "Elaine, do you notice George was acting strange the whole flight?"
• "I wish I don't drop dead."
• "-Are you all right? -Of course I'm all right."
• "And what better way to pass the time than gabbing with my best friend."
• "...you never said anything to George about Jerry and me, did you?"
• "-Hey, what time is it? -I'm not wearing a watch."
• "So Jerry and Nina, huh?"
• "I'm not gonna tell you any more things."
• "You were supposed to give me your birthday wish. Now you've wasted it."
• "-That's perfect. -Beauty and brains."
• "Great. Jerry, I gotta tell you, I had the best time with that Nina last night."
• "Kramer. You wanna borrow something? You wanna eat?"
• "-Why do you keep saying Nina? -I don't know. Nina."
• "I'm gonna go grab a bite."
• "You see, my dear, all certified mail is registered..."
• "They're meaningless."
• "Lomez, I'm leaving."
• "I did invite you. Your invitation must have gotten lost in the mail."
• "Look, Newman, I need your wish to protect me from FDR."
• "I haven't made my wish yet."
• "I talked to the groom's parents and it is obvious that they don't want me to go."
• "-I should-- -Sure."
• "-Bye-bye. -Bye."
• "You slept with Nina. What are you gonna tell George?"
• "Oh, my God, this drawer is filled with Froot Loops."
• "Anyway, your son is marrying my friend, Sue Ellen Mischke--"
• "If I had to go to India, I wouldn't go to the bathroom the entire trip."
• "When you see him tomorrow night tell him that the waiter liked him."
• "I know. No awkward pauses. Probably the reason we never fooled around."
• "Probably the reason."
• "I said, I wanted you to drop dead."
• "Wait, if you make a birthday wish out loud, it doesn't come true."
• "...and just before he blew out his candles, he gives me this look."
• "Well, I can't have this hanging over my head. It's bad mojo."
• "Wonder if he's related to the guy I dated Peter Ranawat."
• "Oh, the great conversation girl. The one you think can replace me."
• "How come nothing ever happened with you and Nina?"
• "We were too compatible. Our conversations were so engrossing."
• "I can't have a drop-down. We're eye to eye. I can't go eye to chin."
• "In every situation. No matter how silly I look."
• "Go on, make a wish, make a wish."
• "This is the kind of day that almost makes you feel good to be alive."
• "-Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you too."
• "I'm going to India."
• "-It was great talking. -Great talking to you."
• "Yeah, you stuff your sorries in a sack, mister."
• "I'm gonna nail him in the back of the head."
• "Let's go someplace else. Okay, Peter?"
• "Saw your name on the buzzer. You must be Kessler."
• "Good night, Jugdish."