Season 9, Episode 8: "The Betrayal"

I knew it. Stupid Jerry.

I know what I'm saying. No way FDR wants you to drop dead.

-But you have-- -Just go back and ask him again.

That's right. My birthday wish was that you drop dead.

I have my reasons.

Wait, if you make a birthday wish out loud, it doesn't come true.

That's just a silly superstition.

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