Season 9, Episode 8: "The Betrayal"

Like I was saying...

...I couldn't make the transition from conversation to sex.

There were no awkward pauses. I need an awkward pause.

I'm all awkward pauses. Fix me up with her.

Well, wait a minute. Nina just saw me in my Timberlands.

I have to wear them every time I see her.

-Why? -In any other shoe, I lose 2 inches.

I can't have a drop-down. We're eye to eye. I can't go eye to chin.

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