The Strike

Season 9, Episode 10 — 62 scenes

• "Hey, George, thanks again for getting me those Yankee tickets."
• "I'm gonna get more of these kosher cocktail franks."
• "You might not know it to look at me, but I can run really, really fast."
• "-How did it go with the franks? -Great. Ate the entire platter."
• "I got him Yankee tickets. He's saying, "I gave your gift to someone else.""
• "-I'm going to Atomic Sub later. -Why are you eating there?"
• "His father hated all the commercial religious aspects of Christmas."
• "I can't take it anymore. I'm going to work. You happy now?"
• "Well, we can't all be reading the classics, Professor High Brow."
• "I saw Harry Blackstone do that trick with two goats and a handkerchief..."
• "Why don't you try your blow off number, see if he's called it?"
• "Great news. Yeah, the strike's been settled. I'm going back to work."
• "Yeah, five thirty-five an hour, and that's what they're paying now."
• "-All right, I gotta go. -Why didn't you ever mention this?"
• "No. I'm sure they all got other jobs like 10 years ago."
• "So listen, when this guy calls, if you could just give him my real number."
• "You make a lot of man friends. You know who's a man?"
• "And tell you what, put a sawbuck on Captain Nemo in the third at Belmont."
• "I'm having dinner with a girl I met at your party."
• "Come on, our table's ready."
• "-Have you come across this? -Yes, I am familiar with the syndrome."
• "A donation has been made in your name to the Human Fund."
• "-Your hands were in the dough? -No, I didn't make these bagels."
• "So if a guy calls H & H and he's looking for me, you take a message."
• "...to get to where I am today, and I am not throwing it all away now."
• "As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way."
• "That must have been some kind of doll."
• "Oh, Sandy, here is a little something for you."
• "And at the Festivus dinner you gather your family around and tell them..."
• "Frank, this new holiday of yours, it's scratching me right where I itch."
• "You're infringing on my right to celebrate new holidays."
• "So, what do you feel like eating? Chinese or Italian?"
• "I could go either way."
• "She was like a 3D baseball card that changes depending on the angle."
• "All right, I'll give it a shot. I do really like this coffee shop."
• "There's a big dinner Tuesday night at Frank's house. Everyone's invited."
• "Oh, no. Turn it off. There's no feats of strength. I hate Festivus."
• "-Hey. -Hi, there. This is Kramer and Frank."
• "-So you ready to go? -Why don't we stay here?"
• "Get Festivus. Hey, no bagel, no bagel, no bagel, no bagel."
• "-What did you do? -You've been warned."
• "-Hey, the steam valve broke. -Can we still make bagels?"
• "They all seem the same to me, so, what's the difference?"
• "Jerry, how many times do we have to come to this place?"
• "I think I could be a philanthropist. A kick-ass philanthropist."
• "I would have all this money and people would love me."
• "Listen, in 10 minutes, I'm gonna have my hands on that Atomic Sub card."
• "...but I've seen Jerry's girlfriend and she's not you."
• "-He's afraid of getting caught. -Oh, he's a tomcat."
• "...but I can't go there now. I'll give it to you later or something."
• "-Do you have the mumps? -No."
• "...telling me there's no such thing as the Human Fund."
• "And I was afraid that I would be persecuted for my beliefs."
• "-Have you seen the pole? -No, he doesn't need to see the pole."
• "Damnedest thing. Me and Charlie were calling to ask you out..."
• "I told them I was just about to see you. It's a Festivus miracle."
• "You couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe--"
• "And now as Festivus rolls on, we come to the feats of strength."
• "-I thought you were on strike. -Yeah, well, I caved."
• "Until you pin me, George, Festivus is not over."
• "-I think you can take him, Georgie. -Hey, come on. Be sensible."
• "All right. That's enough. You're fired."