Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →-Bagels on the house. -Hey.
-How was your first day? -Oh, fantastic.
It felt so good to get my hands back in that dough.
-Your hands were in the dough? -No, I didn't make these bagels.
Yeah, they're day-olds. The homeless won't even touch them.
We try to fool them by putting a few fresh ones on top...
...but they dig, they test.
-All right. I'm out of here. -Happy Festivus.