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-Mr. Kruger, sir. Merry Christmas. -Not if you could see our books.
-What is this? -The Human Fund.
-Whatever. -Exactly.
Merry Christmas.
And at the Festivus dinner you gather your family around and tell them...
...all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year.
-And is there a tree? -No. Instead there's a pole.