Season 9, Episode 10: "The Strike"

-What are those? -Those are raisin bagels.

I never thought I'd live to see that.

So anyway, I've been giving out your phone number as my standard fake.

So you're Elaine Benes.

We've been getting calls for you for five years.

So listen, when this guy calls, if you could just give him my real number.

Hey, Charlie, guess who's here? Elaine Benes.

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