The Burning

Season 9, Episode 16 — 65 scenes

• "All right, be careful with the car, babe. And don't move the seat."
• "Jesus, pick me up when I fall"
• "...Kruger Industrial Smoothing is heading into the red."
• "...I sometimes drop off my rent check having "forgotten" to sign it."
• "Silly voices. Come on, people, let's get real."
• "...but by the end, it's buried under a pile of gaffes and bad puns."
• "It's not like those real musicians who think they're so cool and hip."
• "Reprogram all the buttons, see if he changes them back."
• "Elaine's gonna do the same thing to Puddy's radio that the radio did to her."
• "By the way, how did Puddy get back in the picture?"
• "-Check the peppershaker. -Yeah."
• "See, they hire actors to help the students practice diagnosing."
• "All right, let's practice retching, huh?"
• "Thank you. Will you get out of here with that stuff?"
• "Ipecac? Kramer, I really think you guys are going too far with this."
• "They ground the head down to about the size of a softball."
• "All right. That's it for me."
• "In your packets you will find the disease you have been assigned..."
• "Severe pain, nausea, delusions, it's got everything."
• "-What'd you do the rest of the day? -I saw Titanic."
• "And look what I pried off of his bumper."
• "Well, yeah. I got him because he seemed so one-dimensional."
• "I'm against all "it's me"'s. So self-absorbed and egotistical."
• "Well, I got gonorrhea."
• "That's what they gave me."
• "He's pretending he's got gonorrhea so med students can diagnose it."
• "Yes. Step into that spotlight and belt that gonorrhea out to the back row."
• "...and feel the gonorrhea in themselves."
• "Oh, just a little burning during urination."
• "I, a customer, and she, a coquettish haberdasher."
• "-Gonorrhea. -Gonorrhea."
• "That's the "what's good for the goose is good for the gander.""
• "-She thinks it's someone named Rafe. -Good, good. Let her think it."
• "...but, well, I still haven't told him the tractor story."
• "She said there's some tractor story that she hasn't told me about."
• "What are you doing?"
• "-So where do you wanna eat? -Feels like an Arby's night."
• "No one's stealing a tractor. It's a five-mile-an-hour getaway."
• "-Well, I'm going to hell. -That seems about right."
• "So it's more of a relationship problem than the final destination of your soul?"
• "And a slice of devil's food cake."
• "I don't know what it is. I can't put my finger on it."
• "Three times around with no feet."
• "All right. And here are your ailments for this week."
• "You know, yesterday I lost control of my car, almost bought the farm."
• "Wait, don't go. Let's thumb-wrestle."
• "I'm sure she's a little self-conscious and doesn't like to talk about it."
• "...was that he finally promised to buckle down and do some actual work."
• "Couldn't you try to go through some of that stuff I put in your shoebox?"
• "-Why don't you just grab that one? -But that belongs to Mr. Potato Guy."
• "-This is why you're going to hell. -I am not going to hell."
• "And if you think I'm going to hell, you should care that I'm going to hell..."
• "I guess it started about 20 years ago when I got back from Vietnam."
• "Hey! That's my cirrhosis! He's stealing my cirrhosis!"
• "You're concerned that he isn't concerned that you're going to hell."
• "We're just, you know..."
• "...who's talking to the devil by the coffee machine?"
• "You know, Jerry, there's this thing that I haven't told you about."
• "I know about the tractor story and I'm fine with it."
• "...ruin what could be a very long-term and meaningful relationship."
• "Unfortunately, I didn't have a partner. I got gonorrhea from a tractor."
• "All right, that's it for me. You've been great."
• "Speaking of which, the R fell off and all it says now is "K-uger.""
• "Oh, no, you're not going out on a high note with me, Mr. Kruger."
• "Good night, everybody."