"Hey! That's my cirrhosis! He's stealing my cirrhosis!" — Seinfeld S09E16

Season 9, Episode 16: "The Burning"

And this was the only friend I had left.
Hey! That's my cirrhosis! He's stealing my cirrhosis!
You wanna be sick? I'll make you sick!
Cirrhosis of the liver and PCP addiction?

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