Season 9, Episode 16: "The Burning"

So Sophie gave me the "it's me" on the phone today.

-"It's me"? Isn't that a little premature? -I thought so.

She's not a "me." I'm a "me."

I'm against all "it's me"'s. So self-absorbed and egotistical.

It's like those hip musicians with their complicated shoes.

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