Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →You know what I think? I bet she stole a tractor.
No one's stealing a tractor. It's a five-mile-an-hour getaway.
We're dancing around the obvious. It's gotta be disfigurement.
Does she walk around holding a pen she never seems to need?
No, she looks completely normal.
Okay. Here it is. I got it.
She lost her thumbs in a tractor accident...
...and they grafted her big toes on.