Season 9, Episode 16: "The Burning"

They do it every day.

You think she's got toes for thumbs?

How's her handshake?

Little firm, isn't it?

-Maybe a little too firm? -I don't know.

Hands a little smelly?

Why do I seek your counsel?

-Well, I'm going to hell. -That seems about right.

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