Season 9, Episode 16: "The Burning"

I thanked the crowd and I was gone.

-What'd you do the rest of the day? -I saw Titanic.

So that old woman...

...she's just a liar, right?

And a bit of a tramp, if you ask me.

-Hello, boys. -Hey.

Did you give that radio the old switcheroo?

-I did. -And the Christian rock?

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