Season 9, Episode 16: "The Burning"

I had them, Jerry. They loved me.

-And then? -I lost them.

I can usually come up with one good comment during a meeting...

...but by the end, it's buried under a pile of gaffes and bad puns.

Showmanship, George.

When you hit that high note, you say good night and walk off.

-I can't just leave. -That's the way they do it in Vegas.

-You never played Vegas. -I hear things.

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