Season 9, Episode 16: "The Burning"

No, I understand. This could be a tough thing to deal with.

The important thing is that you have a partner who's supportive.

You know, she's right.

Unfortunately, I didn't have a partner. I got gonorrhea from a tractor.

You got gonorrhea from a tractor?

And you call that the tractor story?

You can't get it from that.

But I did. My boyfriend said I got gonorrhea...

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