Season 6

• Episode 1: The Chaperone — 65 scenes
  "...you should be in the worst physical condition a human could be in."
• Episode 2: The Big Salad — 61 scenes
  ""You got a pen? Can I borrow a pen?" We always have to whisper..."
• Episode 3: The Pledge Drive — 62 scenes
  ""I don't know what my feelings are, so I'll pay some total stranger a buck..."
• Episode 4: The Chinese Woman — 66 scenes
  "I'm sure they've seen the spoon. They're going, "Yeah, they're okay."
• Episode 5: The Couch — 72 scenes
  "Why not call it the half-conscious- deadbeat-with-no-job-home-all-day..."
• Episode 6: The Gymnast — 61 scenes
  "...Lincoln got shot in the head, we gotta drop our pants and sit on it too."
• Episode 7: The Soup — 62 scenes
  "If a friend gets involved in a relationship, it affects your friendship."
• Episode 8: The Mom And Pop Store — 66 scenes
  "Or when they try and mangle a positive word into a car name."
• Episode 9: The Secretary — 69 scenes
  "Men want women with shaved legs, shaved armpits, plucked eyebrows."
• Episode 10: The Race — 67 scenes
  "People snap out of that Christmas spirit like it was a drunken stupor."
• Episode 11: The Switch — 64 scenes
  "...and the big heavy sweaters. How long did it take them to get over that?"
• Episode 12: The Label Maker — 68 scenes
  "You're actually rooting for the clothes when you get right down to it."
• Episode 13: The Scofflaw — 68 scenes
  "...seems to be that strap that connects so you can take them on and off..."
• Episode 14: The Highlights Of 100 — 126 scenes
  "That's a lot. During the course of which George, Elaine, Kramer and I..."
• Episode 16: The Beard — 72 scenes
  "I mean, so how does it work? Okay. I'm on line at the post office."
• Episode 17: The Kiss Hello — 63 scenes
  "...should somehow be able to get out of that skull and go off on its own..."
• Episode 18: The Doorman — 64 scenes
  "You would think if any group of people would not wanna demonstrate..."
• Episode 19: The Jimmy — 59 scenes
  "What is that about? So I can see what cats will think of my shoes?"
• Episode 20: The Doodle — 61 scenes
  "They usually sleep through the night, so you'll have your run of the place.""
• Episode 21: The Fusilli Jerry — 64 scenes
  "You're looking in there, hoping you're going to see something in there..."
• Episode 22: The Diplomats Club — 64 scenes
  "Can I get into that? Where's that club? I would like to join that club."
• Episode 23: The Face Painter — 60 scenes
  "Monkeys, of course, were the first astronauts, in the '60s..."
• Episode 24: The Understudy — 155 scenes
  "During the course of which George, Elaine, Kramer, and I"