The Face Painter

Season 6, Episode 23 — 60 scenes

• "Monkeys, of course, were the first astronauts, in the '60s..."
• "...and I think I'm ready to handle the maximum-reentry G-forces.""
• "Do you realize that toilet paper has not changed in my lifetime?"
• "But toilet paper is exactly the same, and will be so until we're dead."
• "Oh, thanks very much. The soup was really good."
• "You think he's back there with the chef, going, "Hey, they like the soup!"
• "-Those your seats behind the glass? -Those are them. Season tickets."
• "Unfortunately, I can't go tonight. They're available, if you'd like them."
• "Well, what about these nitwits that get on a plane with nothing to read?"
• "There's something in the air"
• "I told her how toilet paper hasn't changed in my lifetime..."
• "Anyway, I'm thinking of making a big move."
• "I came this close last night, and then I just sort of chickened out."
• "Well, I just gotta say it once. Everybody else gets to say it."
• "I got tickets to the Rangers-Devils playoff tonight."
• "-What about you, George? -Can't do it, can't do it."
• "She's the only person that's ever been accepted into gorilla society."
• "You almost ready? Jerry and Kramer are gonna be here any second."
• "You gotta let them know you're out there. This is the playoffs."
• "Yeah, yeah, that's cool. You gotta support your team."
• "Because you're a Rangers fan and you know I'm messing with their heads."
• "Well, you know, I could've actually gone tonight."
• "Don't mess with a Devil, buddy. We're number one. We beat anybody."
• "We're the Devils!"
• "Let's get something to eat.""
• "You can't have a relationship where one person says, "I love you"..."
• "I am never saying "I love you" again unless they say it first."
• "I was supposed to go on this special tour with George's girlfriend."
• "...and I wait for that monkey to turn around, and then I:"
• "Why am I gonna call? I thanked him five times when he gave them to me."
• "You know what this is gonna do? He'll be upset because you didn't call."
• "...who pretended he had cancer so I would buy him the toupee?"
• "What compels a seemingly normal human to do something like that?"
• "I open up my closet, there's just nothing. Nothing."
• "It's like I can wear something three or four times and that's it."
• "What kind of a hello was that?"
• "Well, he's not functioning the way he normally does."
• "And we think this is directly related to the altercation he had with you."
• "Only the poor monkey's important. Everything's done for the monkey."
• "...that he's mad at me because he didn't get the day-after thank-you?"
• "...but I don't think she heard me. You know, left ear."
• "It's like when Superman reversed the rotation of the Earth to save Lois Lane."
• "Listen, I almost forgot to ask you. What happened at the funeral?"
• "-See? I told you, Jerry! I told you! -What do you want me to do?"
• "Jerry, this is the way society functions. Aren't you a part of society?"
• "Hey, how come people don't have dip for dinner? Why is it only a snack?"
• "-David, I think we ought to talk. -All right, that's cool."
• "...I'm just having some trouble getting past the face-painting."
• "So you don't like the face-painting. I just won't paint it anymore."
• "-That's so sweet. -Come here."
• "I gotta go home and change before the game. I'll be back. We'll make out."
• "Yeah, I know. I heard you the first time."
• "I know I have call waiting, but I don't trust it in an emergency. Goodbye."
• "Look, if I've caused you any problems as a result of my behavior..."
• "I hope we can put this behind us. Let's just move on with our lives."
• "I'm going to the game and me and five guys are taking our shirts off..."
• "It's 6:00! It's all over! Just pick up the phone and thank him!"
• "I wish you'd called earlier. I could've given you tickets for tonight."
• "-You mind the nosebleed section? -We don't care. We wanna go."
• "All right, let's get it up! Let's get it up! Come on!"