The Face Painter
Season 6, Episode 23 — 60 scenes
- "Monkeys, of course, were the first astronauts, in the '60s..."
- "...and I think I'm ready to handle the maximum-reentry G-forces.""
- "Do you realize that toilet paper has not changed in my lifetime?"
- "But toilet paper is exactly the same, and will be so until we're dead."
- "Oh, thanks very much. The soup was really good."
- "You think he's back there with the chef, going, "Hey, they like the soup!"
- "-Those your seats behind the glass? -Those are them. Season tickets."
- "Unfortunately, I can't go tonight. They're available, if you'd like them."
- "Well, what about these nitwits that get on a plane with nothing to read?"
- "There's something in the air"
- "I told her how toilet paper hasn't changed in my lifetime..."
- "Anyway, I'm thinking of making a big move."
- "I came this close last night, and then I just sort of chickened out."
- "Well, I just gotta say it once. Everybody else gets to say it."
- "I got tickets to the Rangers-Devils playoff tonight."
- "-What about you, George? -Can't do it, can't do it."
- "She's the only person that's ever been accepted into gorilla society."
- "You almost ready? Jerry and Kramer are gonna be here any second."
- "You gotta let them know you're out there. This is the playoffs."
- "Yeah, yeah, that's cool. You gotta support your team."
- "Because you're a Rangers fan and you know I'm messing with their heads."
- "Well, you know, I could've actually gone tonight."
- "Don't mess with a Devil, buddy. We're number one. We beat anybody."
- "We're the Devils!"
- "Let's get something to eat.""
- "You can't have a relationship where one person says, "I love you"..."
- "I am never saying "I love you" again unless they say it first."
- "I was supposed to go on this special tour with George's girlfriend."
- "...and I wait for that monkey to turn around, and then I:"
- "Why am I gonna call? I thanked him five times when he gave them to me."
- "You know what this is gonna do? He'll be upset because you didn't call."
- "...who pretended he had cancer so I would buy him the toupee?"
- "What compels a seemingly normal human to do something like that?"
- "I open up my closet, there's just nothing. Nothing."
- "It's like I can wear something three or four times and that's it."
- "What kind of a hello was that?"
- "Well, he's not functioning the way he normally does."
- "And we think this is directly related to the altercation he had with you."
- "Only the poor monkey's important. Everything's done for the monkey."
- "...that he's mad at me because he didn't get the day-after thank-you?"
- "...but I don't think she heard me. You know, left ear."
- "It's like when Superman reversed the rotation of the Earth to save Lois Lane."
- "Listen, I almost forgot to ask you. What happened at the funeral?"
- "-See? I told you, Jerry! I told you! -What do you want me to do?"
- "Jerry, this is the way society functions. Aren't you a part of society?"
- "Hey, how come people don't have dip for dinner? Why is it only a snack?"
- "-David, I think we ought to talk. -All right, that's cool."
- "...I'm just having some trouble getting past the face-painting."
- "So you don't like the face-painting. I just won't paint it anymore."
- "-That's so sweet. -Come here."
- "I gotta go home and change before the game. I'll be back. We'll make out."
- "Yeah, I know. I heard you the first time."
- "I know I have call waiting, but I don't trust it in an emergency. Goodbye."
- "Look, if I've caused you any problems as a result of my behavior..."
- "I hope we can put this behind us. Let's just move on with our lives."
- "I'm going to the game and me and five guys are taking our shirts off..."
- "It's 6:00! It's all over! Just pick up the phone and thank him!"
- "I wish you'd called earlier. I could've given you tickets for tonight."
- "-You mind the nosebleed section? -We don't care. We wanna go."
- "All right, let's get it up! Let's get it up! Come on!"
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