Season 6, Episode 23: "The Face Painter"

-Barry? -The monkey.

-Well? -Nothing doing.

Jerry, I didn't do anything.

It's the monkey that should be apologizing to me.

-I don't think that's gonna happen. -Well, I'm sorry.

I tried to put the good word in for you with Siena...

...but I don't think she heard me. You know, left ear.

-What? -Yeah, her boss told me...

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