Season 6, Episode 23: "The Face Painter"

...that he's mad at me because he didn't get the day-after thank-you?

-Wait. You were at a funeral, right? -Yeah.

Well, people never give a good hello at the funeral.

I mean, they go like this:

-That's the biggest. -That's kind of what he gave me.

Yeah, they can't go, "Hey! You look fabulous!"

I just spoke to your girlfriend.

-Girlfriend. Yeah, right. -She asked me to apologize to Barry.

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