Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →We discussed toilet paper.
-Toilet paper? -Yep, yep.
I told her how toilet paper hasn't changed in my lifetime...
...and probably wouldn't for the next 50,000 years...
...and she was fascinated, fascinated!
-What are you talking about? -Yeah.
-Toilet paper's changed. -Yeah.
-It's softer. -Softer.