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Those damn "I love you" returns.
-Well, it's all over. I slipped up. -Oh, you don't know.
You know how fast things deteriorate...
...when there's an "I love you" out of the bag?
You can't have a relationship where one person says, "I love you"...
...and the other one says, "I'm hungry. Let's get something to eat."
Unless you're married.