Season 6, Episode 23: "The Face Painter"

She thinks I'm one of these guys that loves her.

Nobody wants somebody that loves them.

-No. People hate that. -You want somebody...

-...who doesn't like you. -Ideally.

I am never saying "I love you" again unless they say it first.

-Matzo ball soup? -That would be me.

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