Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →Monkeys are the end of the line in the pet world.
At that level of pet ownership...
...have a kid. I mean, come on. I mean, you're so close.
If you need a pet that can roller-skate and smoke cigars...
...it's time to think about a family.
Monkeys, of course, were the first astronauts, in the '60s...
...which I'm sure made perfect sense in the monkey brain.
"I feel that is the next logical step for me.