Season 6, Episode 23: "The Face Painter"

Monkeys are the end of the line in the pet world.

At that level of pet ownership...

...have a kid. I mean, come on. I mean, you're so close.

If you need a pet that can roller-skate and smoke cigars...

...it's time to think about a family.

Monkeys, of course, were the first astronauts, in the '60s...

...which I'm sure made perfect sense in the monkey brain.

"I feel that is the next logical step for me.

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