Season 6, Episode 23: "The Face Painter"

Because if you don't get that return...

...that's a pretty big matzo ball hanging out there.

Well, I just gotta say it once. Everybody else gets to say it.

Why can't I say it?

What, you never said it?

Once. To a dog.

He licked himself and left the room.

Well, so it wasn't a total loss.

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