Season 6, Episode 23: "The Face Painter"

...who pretended he had cancer so I would buy him the toupee?

-So he actually had it? -No, car accident.

He was adjusting his toupee while he was driving...

...and he lost control of the car.

That poor priest.

He was just visiting from El Salvador.

Now he's gone completely loco.

-The one Puddy screamed at? -Yeah.

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