The Doodle

Season 6, Episode 20 — 61 scenes

• "They usually sleep through the night, so you'll have your run of the place.""
• ""The only way to stop the cruelty of the scientific testing on animals--"
• "Hundreds of people see her naked every week except me."
• "Needless to say, it was quite vexing."
• "She had those nuts in her mouth. She just spit them out."
• "Well, if you'll excuse me, I think I'll just go to the ladies' room."
• "The next stop is the stomach, and you can take it from there."
• "You think Shelly's upset that I made a big deal about the pecan?"
• "-Can you grab my purse? -Yeah."
• "Look at the size of the nose, the ears. All my features are distorted."
• "How could you possibly like somebody if you think they look like this?"
• "You told them you were from out of town just to stay in the hotel?"
• "Be sure to catch a Broadway show while you're in town."
• "Then she's gonna know that I like her more than she likes me."
• "My parents are coming, and I've gotta clean up."
• "Right, the ones from Oregon that are only ripe for two weeks a year?"
• "Jerry, this is a miracle of nature that exists for a brief period."
• "Yeah. Look at this. My ankle's all bitten up."
• "-What did you do about them? -What do you mean?"
• "George told me he thinks you're totally cute and everything."
• "Nobody can be in here for 48 hours? I got my parents in town."
• "Everyone's gotta clear the apartment for two days."
• "If they go someplace on their own, it'll be some awful dump."
• "-Come on, come on, come on. -Oh, no, no, no."
• "-I bet he'll be relieved. -When he's dead, he'll be relieved."
• "You see, I get myself into a tizzy, I'm all worked up, and for what?"
• "You see-- What?"
• "-Let me rephrase that. She-- -She thinks I'm ugly."
• "...but they don't know they're ugly because nobody actually tells them."
• "-What is this? Why am I itching? -That would be the fleas."
• "-Are you sure this is all right? -Yeah. It's all taken care of."
• "It is my pleasure. Just make sure you give that manuscript a good read."
• "Well, you can't go in there. It's like a gas chamber in there."
• "I was reading a manuscript. I just couldn't put it down."
• "I thought it was so your parents wouldn't walk in..."
• "I don't know. I was in the bathroom, the kitchen."
• "...but all I could find were these stupid Chunky wrappers."
• "Oh, I know the chunky that left these Chunkys."
• "Newman! Open the door, Newman. I know you're in there."
• "There's probably fleas crawling all over your little snack bar."
• "Maybe you keep your house in a state of disrepair."
• "...no matter how much willpower a person may have..."
• "Hey, Leo, get this. I'm watching four movies at once."
• "I suppose I could pull this out and walk around like this..."
• "You could drape yourself in velvet for all I care."
• "You see, Elaine, Billy was a simple country boy..."
• "...who got himself mixed up in the high-stakes game..."
• "-What are you talking about? -Well, this food, it has no taste."
• "-Thanks for letting me stay here. -I don't keep pecans in the house..."
• "-What for, you got your own. -Come on, I need to taste it."
• "-Well, that's a shame. -Wait all year, and I can't taste them."
• "So you believe that had he not been so enthusiastic..."
• "So it was more a question of attitude than politics."
• "You know, Jerry, I've been searching for someone a long time."
• "-So where you staying? -I guess I'm stuck with the Velvet Fog."
• "I think you've read one too many Billy Mumphrey stories."
• "-Ever had a Mackinaw peach? -Oh, yeah. I love those."
• "Fifteenth. Yes! Last day for the Mackinaws. I can still make it."
• "You remember the mailman, don't you?"
• "Hello? Is anybody here--?"
• "They said they were sending over an Asian woman."