Season 6, Episode 20: "The Doodle"

So, what's with the suitcase?

She threw me out.

-Why? -I wouldn't use her toothbrush.

-So where you staying? -I guess I'm stuck with the Velvet Fog.

Three hours of massage time, 12 in-room movies...

...including several adult features...

...five shoeshines...

...and $400 worth of snacks.

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