The Mom And Pop Store

Season 6, Episode 8 — 66 scenes

• "Or when they try and mangle a positive word into a car name."
• "Or you'll be hearing from my "lawya.""
• "Got a few more miles on it, but the previous owner was Jon Voight."
• "You, friend, will be invited to his night-before-Thanksgiving party."
• "He's a dentist. You don't wanna go out with a dentist."
• "No, I decided to go with an '89 LeBaron."
• "He just happened to be the previous owner of the vehicle."
• "I've never even seen him in a car. I mean, look at his movies. No cars."
• "If they don't get business, they'll shut down and make way..."
• "Let me tell you, if my mom and pop ran a store, I wouldn't shop there."
• "These belong to my neighbour, Jerry Seinfeld, the comedian."
• "-Lie down. And put your head back. -Oh, yeah."
• "It looks dangerous. You should call an electrician."
• "Oh, my father used to have a huge collection of big-band records."
• "...to win a spot holding a rope under Woody Woodpecker."
• "Why would you wanna hold the ropes from the Woody Woodpecker balloon?"
• "You'll love this car, even if you don't like Jon Voight."
• "If he had said Liam Neeson, you'd know he's making it up."
• "If you can play Joe Buck, Oskar Schindler's a cakewalk."
• "Just driving round In Jon Voight's car"
• "Well, obviously, there was a miscommunication."
• "I worked a club in Dallas once, and they couldn't pay me..."
• "But he called me up and asked for yours and Elaine's addresses."
• "Why would you call someone for addresses..."
• "I'm calling Elaine. See if she can find out anything from Tim Whatley."
• "Then I have to report you. Otherwise, I lose my license."
• "Forty-eight years, Mom. And now we have to close."
• "You know what? This car was owned by Jon Voight."
• "Except Jon is spelled with an H."
• "Doesn't Jon Voight spell his name J-O-N?"
• "I'm sure Jon probably misspelled his own name."
• "That's right, you heard me. Get out. You're ruining this whole experience."
• "Yeah, you better run."
• "Well, anyway, again, I'm sorry about throwing you out of the car."
• "-What did you find out, Lois? -Well, I talked to Tim Whatley."
• "You know what? The hell with his party. I don't wanna go to begin with."
• "...but when I went by the store on my way home, the place was empty."
• "So Mom and Pop's plan was to move into the neighbourhood..."
• "Why does he wanna hold a rope underneath Woody Woodpecker..."
• "...I think we need more special days at the stadium."
• "I make a motion that we have no more of these meetings..."
• "After the music."
• "Can I ask you something? Listen. Do you--? Wait--"
• "-You going to the party? -No. I don't know if I'm invited."
• "...for all I know, this guy went out his way to not invite you."
• "I couldn't. His cab pulled away. But he did make an impression on me."
• "We get a trained eye to match them, and we'll see if you're driving his car."
• "Why? Why is it impossible? I mean, they're both bite marks."
• "Excuse me, dentist? Dentist?"
• "Yeah. What is he, some sort of an instigator?"
• "I was stuck at the Dixieland Deli all day."
• "-Hey, Tim, how you doing? -George. Kramer, how you doing?"
• "Did you say, "Jerry, I didn't think you'd show"..."
• "...would you like to go out with me New Year's Eve?"
• "Could you tell if teeth marks on somebody's arm..."
• "-So you know Jon Voight? -Yes. I went to dental school with him."
• "-Just a quick peek. I'm in agony. -All right. Sit down."
• "Hey, who invited you anyway? You're a troublemaker."
• "Looks like Woody Woodpecker is running out of air."
• "...they claim belonged to Jerry Seinfeld, the comedian."
• "I found Mom and Pop. They're selling my sneakers."
• "-My car's in the shop. -How are we getting to Parsippany?"
• "...these nosebleeds are starting again."
• ""No, you don't. I'm right with you. Right with you, buddy.""
• "...and those little trains that go through amusement parks."
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