Season 6, Episode 8: "The Mom And Pop Store"

His tooth marks. He bit me.

-Jon Voight bit you? -What is he, a vampire?

No, it's justifiable. He thought I was going for his wallet.

-He left perfect imprints. -That he did.

You've got that pencil with the bite marks on it?

We get a trained eye to match them, and we'll see if you're driving his car.

Wait a minute. Wait, it's not that stupid.

No, it's stupid.

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