Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →The marching band is a perfect example...
...of taking something bad and making it difficult too.
I mean, why does the band have to march? We're not moving.
Maybe if they hold still, we could all leave.
Is that why they do it? People try and get away.
"No, you don't. I'm right with you. Right with you, buddy."
The human urge to wave at total strangers just moving by...
...is very strong, isn't it?