Season 6, Episode 8: "The Mom And Pop Store"

-No Jon Voight Day, huh? -No.

Now I'll always have this doubt about the car.

-What, your jaw still hurts? -Yeah, it's all swollen.

I think I chipped a tooth when I fell yesterday.

-Have somebody look at it. -I'm calling dentists all day.

Nobody works day before Thanksgiving.

-You going to the party? -No. I don't know if I'm invited.

-There'll be lots of dentists there. -Yeah, you're right.

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