The Switch

Season 6, Episode 11 — 64 scenes

• "...and the big heavy sweaters. How long did it take them to get over that?"
• "You know what? Make it 15. I'm dying in this sweater here."
• "-I gotta pick up Mr. Pitt's racket. -What's it doing here?"
• "-Really? Grace? -Yes. So have you found anything yet?"
• "Would you mind if I tried this out?"
• "Wouldn't that be great? I wouldn't have to work for Mr. Pitt anymore."
• "You're not gonna believe this. There she is. Check that out."
• "I've never seen an appetite like this. Desserts, everything."
• "That's so good."
• "Just enjoying watching you."
• "Not that it was that nice of a jacket. I mean, it didn't fit him that well."
• "I'm glad you enjoyed it."
• "Love to just sit back, loosen the old belt and digest away for hours."
• "-See? What did I tell you? -Even when she did like something..."
• "How could I be with someone that doesn't laugh?"
• "This guy said she hurt her arm playing tennis."
• "Let me digest it. Let me get my money's worth. What would be good..."
• "...is if there was someone else in the bathroom that could tell me."
• "-Look, George, I can't help you. -Well, why not? Why not?"
• "We just don't see eye to eye. I don't even wanna get into my childhood."
• "The doctor said it may never fully heal. I may never play again."
• "-And biking and-- -What am I going to do?"
• "If I can't play tennis, I have no reason to live."
• "You know, it's not important. I'm gonna-- Okay."
• "The woman was crying about how she might never play tennis again."
• "-...and just take it? -That's stealing."
• "It's all worked out. Nina and I are gonna have dinner Thursday..."
• "I've been trying to get it out of him for 10 years. What is it?"
• "-Cosmo? -Cosmo?"
• "What's so funny?"
• "That's why I wouldn't tell anybody. But I been thinking about it."
• "I'm afraid to face who I was. But I'm Cosmo, Jerry."
• "Oh, hi. You must be Jerry. Sandi's in the shower. You wanna come in?"
• "It was a great-sounding laugh too. Kind of lilting and feminine."
• "...pay your check, leave here and never mention this to anyone again."
• "In the Middle Ages you could get locked up for even suggesting it."
• "And I'll go on my own. If not, you can get onboard, and we can get to work."
• "-I'll see you first thing in the morning. -We can't do it. Who are we kidding?"
• "See you tomorrow."
• "Firstly, the very mention of the idea will cause Sandi to recoil in disgust."
• "...and a call is placed at a time when Sandi is known to be busy at work."
• "They're roommates. She'd have to go out with me behind Sandi's back."
• "She tells Laura, "If you wanna waste your time with that pervert..."
• "-...I don't know what you're doing-- -Okay. I'm going. I'm going."
• "All right, all right. Forget it. But you don't have to mention any of this..."
• "-What do you say, Cosmo? -Hey, everything, my man."
• "That is a wild idea."
• "So I want you to call that place today and tell them that you're through."
• "-All right, I'll do it. -Yeah."
• "-Care to see our dessert menu? -Yeah. Do you know Babs?"
• "I was just wondering what it was you wanted for dessert?"
• "How you feeling?"
• "-Minding my own business. -You can't get into trouble that way."
• "Well, you know, sometimes it just has a way of finding you."
• "Hey, what happened with Sandi? I forgot all about it. Did you call her?"
• "-So, what happened? -She's into it."
• "Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank God..."
• "I'd have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions..."
• "Then I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends."
• "If only something like that could happen to me."
• "Meanwhile, Mr. Pitt's got this match with Ethel Kennedy this afternoon."
• "Yeah, yeah. But he's on vacation. Went to Baltimore."
• "-Don't talk to me, George. Talk to her. -Where is she?"
• "-Cosmo. -I'm sorry. We weren't-- We didn't--"