Season 6, Episode 11: "The Switch"

...is if there was someone else in the bathroom that could tell me.

-Hey, here's your scrubber back, pal. -Oh, thanks.

Hey, maybe I could bribe one of those women...

...that hand out the towels in the powder room.

-A matron? -Yeah.

Well, I can't help you there.

-What? -Nothing.

-You know a matron? -Me?

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