Season 6, Episode 11: "The Switch"

So the roommate laughed at everything I said.

It was a great-sounding laugh too. Kind of lilting and feminine.

None of those big, coarse "ha's."

-You know those? -Oh, yeah.

Hate the big, coarse "ha." I hate those.

And the worst part is that she also possessed...

...many of the other qualities prized by the superficial man.

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