The Couch

Season 6, Episode 5 — 72 scenes

• "Why not call it the half-conscious- deadbeat-with-no-job-home-all-day..."
• "Well, I think that statement alone reflects your burgeoning intelligence."
• "-Ever read anything by him? -No. You?"
• "I love this couch. The best part is it doesn't fold out..."
• "Oh, let me get the door for you."
• "The guy told me it's one of a kind. They stopped making it."
• "All right. Yeah. You know, I'm excited about this, Jerry."
• "...put your toppings on, and you slide it into the oven."
• "-You know, he wants to back it. -I heard Poppie's was good. Let's go."
• "I'll call them, I'll order the duck for you."
• "Well, I don't know. I'll have to sit on it."
• "...if you could you deliver the old couch to my apartment?"
• "-What kind of a person are you? -I don't know."
• "...and just as he's about to leave, he says, "Do you date moving men?""
• "So anyone sweaty in your house has to be offered a drink?"
• "So Kramer told us all about your business venture together."
• "...and she was on a boat to America to reunite with us."
• "But she was served some bad fish, and she died on the high seas."
• "So, what's good tonight?"
• "Pokeno's? Oh, no. You should never order pizza from Pokeno's."
• "-Could I have a word? -Yes, Jerry. I just checked your duck."
• "Poppie, I was just curious. Where do you stand on abortion?"
• "The Supreme Court gives me the right to do that!"
• "Well, you should've seen it. It was quite a scene over there."
• "I couldn't. If it's not about sports, I find it very hard to concentrate."
• "What am I gonna do? The book club meets in a few days."
• "...how was the dinner last night?"
• "Oh, Elaine, I was just asking how dinner went last night."
• "Do you know I've been using the same bottle of shampoo for a year?"
• "-You don't have any furniture? -No, I hate furniture. I can't look at it."
• "-A pretty good date, huh? -Yeah, no heavy lifting."
• "Anyway, Jerry and Elaine felt bad about what happened to you..."
• "If I would have any of this, I would die."
• "-They're flown in from Newfoundland. -They got good ducks there, huh?"
• "No games? What is the point of dating without games?"
• "...he doesn't like games, and he doesn't play games."
• "What is his stand..."
• "Well, I'm sure he's pro-choice."
• "Because if he's gonna be coming over with those Pokeno's pizzas..."
• "Well, maybe they're done with it. I could go pick it up."
• "I don't think so. It doesn't work that way."
• "Excuse me, are you Joe Temple?"
• "Did you happen to rent Breakfast at Tiffany's?"
• "Tonight's the big night. I'll make the first test pizza at the restaurant."
• "Why don't you sit down, Poppie, you're still recuperating."
• "Kramer, did I ever tell you about my mother?"
• "-The-- The.... -Okay, Poppie. So long, huh?"
• "-Are you sure? -Well, what is it, then?"
• "I don't care if it comes out. I can't sit on that anymore."
• "Would you mind if he watched Breakfast at Tiffany's with us?"
• "-Do you think about me? -Oh, yeah, all the time."
• "...recently I've been thinking about this friend of mine."
• "...we're gonna get enough people on the Supreme Court to change that law."
• "So anything to nosh?"
• "A lot of people keep popcorn in the house."
• "Hey, let's turn off the lights, get some real movie atmosphere."
• "No, no. Use your wrist. It's all in the wrist."
• "Yes, but we cannot give the people the right..."
• "It's a pizza the moment you put your fists in the dough."
• "-I'm home. -Hey, honey."
• "I just came back from Angela's. It's not looking very good for Duncan."
• "...but we're right in the middle of this thing."
• "It's just very hard to follow, with all the talking."
• "-He's in some book club. -And what's he doing here?"
• "-I was sitting there. Come on. -You didn't save it."
• "-Wait, it's my seat! -Stop being like a 2-year-old."
• "You got grape juice all over our couch."
• "-Your boyfriend. He's taking it out. -No, he's not my boyfriend."
• "He said he doesn't care. He'll just turn the cushion over."
• "-Can I offer you anything to drink? -Yeah, sure."
• "The most important thing in Holly's life was her independence."
• "George, Fred's gay."