The Couch
Season 6, Episode 5 — 72 scenes
- "Why not call it the half-conscious- deadbeat-with-no-job-home-all-day..."
- "Well, I think that statement alone reflects your burgeoning intelligence."
- "-Ever read anything by him? -No. You?"
- "I love this couch. The best part is it doesn't fold out..."
- "Oh, let me get the door for you."
- "The guy told me it's one of a kind. They stopped making it."
- "All right. Yeah. You know, I'm excited about this, Jerry."
- "...put your toppings on, and you slide it into the oven."
- "-You know, he wants to back it. -I heard Poppie's was good. Let's go."
- "I'll call them, I'll order the duck for you."
- "Well, I don't know. I'll have to sit on it."
- "...if you could you deliver the old couch to my apartment?"
- "-What kind of a person are you? -I don't know."
- "...and just as he's about to leave, he says, "Do you date moving men?""
- "So anyone sweaty in your house has to be offered a drink?"
- "So Kramer told us all about your business venture together."
- "...and she was on a boat to America to reunite with us."
- "But she was served some bad fish, and she died on the high seas."
- "So, what's good tonight?"
- "Pokeno's? Oh, no. You should never order pizza from Pokeno's."
- "-Could I have a word? -Yes, Jerry. I just checked your duck."
- "Poppie, I was just curious. Where do you stand on abortion?"
- "The Supreme Court gives me the right to do that!"
- "Well, you should've seen it. It was quite a scene over there."
- "I couldn't. If it's not about sports, I find it very hard to concentrate."
- "What am I gonna do? The book club meets in a few days."
- "...how was the dinner last night?"
- "Oh, Elaine, I was just asking how dinner went last night."
- "Do you know I've been using the same bottle of shampoo for a year?"
- "-You don't have any furniture? -No, I hate furniture. I can't look at it."
- "-A pretty good date, huh? -Yeah, no heavy lifting."
- "Anyway, Jerry and Elaine felt bad about what happened to you..."
- "If I would have any of this, I would die."
- "-They're flown in from Newfoundland. -They got good ducks there, huh?"
- "No games? What is the point of dating without games?"
- "...he doesn't like games, and he doesn't play games."
- "What is his stand..."
- "Well, I'm sure he's pro-choice."
- "Because if he's gonna be coming over with those Pokeno's pizzas..."
- "Well, maybe they're done with it. I could go pick it up."
- "I don't think so. It doesn't work that way."
- "Excuse me, are you Joe Temple?"
- "Did you happen to rent Breakfast at Tiffany's?"
- "Tonight's the big night. I'll make the first test pizza at the restaurant."
- "Why don't you sit down, Poppie, you're still recuperating."
- "Kramer, did I ever tell you about my mother?"
- "-The-- The.... -Okay, Poppie. So long, huh?"
- "-Are you sure? -Well, what is it, then?"
- "I don't care if it comes out. I can't sit on that anymore."
- "Would you mind if he watched Breakfast at Tiffany's with us?"
- "-Do you think about me? -Oh, yeah, all the time."
- "...recently I've been thinking about this friend of mine."
- "...we're gonna get enough people on the Supreme Court to change that law."
- "So anything to nosh?"
- "A lot of people keep popcorn in the house."
- "Hey, let's turn off the lights, get some real movie atmosphere."
- "No, no. Use your wrist. It's all in the wrist."
- "Yes, but we cannot give the people the right..."
- "It's a pizza the moment you put your fists in the dough."
- "-I'm home. -Hey, honey."
- "I just came back from Angela's. It's not looking very good for Duncan."
- "...but we're right in the middle of this thing."
- "It's just very hard to follow, with all the talking."
- "-He's in some book club. -And what's he doing here?"
- "-I was sitting there. Come on. -You didn't save it."
- "-Wait, it's my seat! -Stop being like a 2-year-old."
- "You got grape juice all over our couch."
- "-Your boyfriend. He's taking it out. -No, he's not my boyfriend."
- "He said he doesn't care. He'll just turn the cushion over."
- "-Can I offer you anything to drink? -Yeah, sure."
- "The most important thing in Holly's life was her independence."
- "George, Fred's gay."
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