Season 6, Episode 5: "The Couch"

-Now some cheese. -Not too much.

Hey, wait a second. What is that?

-It's cucumbers. -No, no.

You can't put cucumbers on a pizza.

Why not? I like cucumbers.

That's not a pizza. It will taste terrible.

But that's the idea. Make your own pie.

Yes, but we cannot give the people the right...

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