Season 6, Episode 5: "The Couch"

Love seat is interesting. Some guy thought:

"If they won't sit closer to us why not just shorten the furniture?"

My favorite furniture brand is the La-Z-Boy.

This is very flattering to the prospective customer, isn't it?

Why not call it the half-conscious- deadbeat-with-no-job-home-all-day...

...eating-Cheetos and-watching-TV recliner?

And it goes back so far, that thing.

I mean, go to bed already. It's over. You're wiped.

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