The Race

Season 6, Episode 10 — 67 scenes

• "People snap out of that Christmas spirit like it was a drunken stupor."
• "Just throw it anywhere.""
• "We went to high school together, didn't we, Jerry?"
• "-Where's the chicken cashew? -You no order chicken cashew."
• "Your boyfriend reads the Daily Worker? What is he, a Communist?"
• "A Communist? Don't you think he probably would have told me?"
• "I can't believe you're going out with a woman named Lois."
• "...only one person knows what I'm about to tell you..."
• "In the ninth grade they had us all line up in the schoolyard for this race..."
• "By the time the race was over, I had won. I was shocked."
• "The track coach called my parents, pleading, telling them it was a sin..."
• "But I answered him in the same way I answered everyone."
• "Man, that's some tart cider."
• "-Sorry I missed the Chinese food. -Oh, so am I."
• "-Why did you cheat in that race? -I did not cheat."
• "-I guess. -Yeah, well, nothing wrong with that."
• "I mean, what was it? Seventy-five, 80 years wreaking havoc..."
• "Well, so enjoy yourself."
• "I want him to go to his grave never being certain that I got that head start."
• "And they say that appearance is not important."
• "...at the new Santa at Coleman's Department Store."
• "On Prancer. On Dasher. On Donna."
• "I don't know about that. I'll have to think about it."
• "I'll pretend I haven't seen you since school. I'll back up the story."
• "Well, come on, little princess, tell Santa what you want."
• "Hey, Mickey, when do we get a break? My lap is killing me."
• "-Natalie? -From the Daily Worker."
• "...stirring the pot, getting people to question the whole rotten system."
• "-It was awfully nice to see you. -Yeah, see you later."
• "Hey, you guys stay here, okay? I'll be right back. Right back."
• "The Santas at Bloomfields are making double what you are."
• "I've got literature in my car that will change your whole way of thinking."
• "Besides, if I got a head start, why didn't Mr. Bevilaqua stop the race?"
• "No. Oh, my God."
• "Wow, this is something. I haven't seen you guys in, what, 20 years?"
• "Well, I really wouldn't know about that. I don't watch much TV."
• "Well, you really went bald there, didn't you?"
• "Yeah, well, I guess I started losing it when I was about 28..."
• "...what brings you into a crummy little coffee shop like this."
• "...so I really should get running. Good to see you guys again."
• "...because that was the day that I lost my virginity to Miss Stafford..."
• "...and I remember we were even for the first five yards..."
• "You've been saying that for 20 years. You know you can't beat me."
• "I can't. I can't go through with it. I'm calling it off. I can't let the lege..."
• "Well, if you got means and ability, that's a pretty good combination."
• "You'll just explain to him that you're not a Communist."
• "Just because you're a Communist, you can't wear anything nice?"
• "-I'm gonna order Chinese food. -You're ordering from Hop Sing's?"
• "-Your father was blacklisted? -Yes, he was. And you know why?"
• "Yeah, hi. I'd like a delivery, please..."
• "Why do you need a name? You already have the address."
• "And these Coleman pigs, they sell it for triple the cost."
• "...are inflating the profit margin and reducing your total number of toys."
• "-I got two kids in college. -Oh, you can't fire me. I'm Santa."
• "He controls the means of production."
• "I knew it was you. You tried to trick Hop Sing."
• "George, the word around the office is that you're a Communist."
• "...to this franchise. There's a southpaw nobody's been able to get a look at."
• "The red and yellow are nice. Looks good against the brown of the cigar."
• "What do you think's been going on in the world for the past 50 years?"
• "Oh, you sure did. Big time."
• "I parked in front. As soon as this race is over, we gotta go to the airport."
• "You take your marks. I say, "Ready, on your mark, get set"..."
• "So will you come to Hawaii with me, Jerry?"
• "Come here. I understand you are very interested in one of our players."
• "But on the other hand, I don't like to balance a plate on my lap either."
• "...I would not have been able to get away with that one."