Season 6, Episode 10: "The Race"

And I would be honored if you would be my guest...

...for dinner tonight at the Presidential Palace.

There will be girls there. And I hear some pretty good food.

Of course, the problem with parties is...

...you invariably have to eat standing up, which I don't care for.

But on the other hand, I don't like to balance a plate on my lap either.

Once when I was at a party, I put my plate on someone's piano.

If I had not been a dictator...

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