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...for dinner tonight at the Presidential Palace.
There will be girls there. And I hear some pretty good food.
Of course, the problem with parties is...
...you invariably have to eat standing up, which I don't care for.
But on the other hand, I don't like to balance a plate on my lap either.
Once when I was at a party, I put my plate on someone's piano.
If I had not been a dictator...