Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →-You were there? -Oh, sure, sure. I certainly was.
Yeah, I remember that day. Well, I'll never forget it...
...because that was the day that I lost my virginity to Miss Stafford...
-...the voluptuous homeroom teacher. -Miss Stafford?
Yes, yes. You know, I was in detention...
...and she came up behind me while I was erasing the board.
-George. -But I digress.
Let me see. I remember you were standing at one end of the line.