The Secretary
Season 6, Episode 9 — 69 scenes
- "Men want women with shaved legs, shaved armpits, plucked eyebrows."
- "I'm sure there's a moose looking at that going, "Yeah. That looks good."
- "And now someone's gonna be taking messages for me."
- "-...and my mother's fur for storage. -What are you doing with it?"
- "She keeps it with me for when she comes up from Florida."
- "I'm completely well-versed in all the IBM and Macintosh programs."
- "I would give up red meat just to get a glimpse of you in a bra."
- "So you're saying, store, hotsy-totsy, Home, hotsy-notsy."
- "I can't tell you how proud I am of myself for going with Ada."
- "They would've gone for the dish and the sure-fire sexual harassment suit."
- "And your arms look like something hanging in a kosher deli."
- "...said I looked like Demi Moore in Indecent Proposal."
- "I never heard of a "semi" tractor-trailer."
- "They make you look, like, 10 pounds lighter."
- "-Moisturizer? That's girl stuff. -No. Look, I'll tell you what."
- "-Well, we could-- -Yeah, we'll get to know each other."
- "Okay. Now, I projected those figures for you regarding the switch..."
- "It's like I'm-- I'm thinking of something..."
- "Do you know what I'm..."
- "It's definitely doable."
- "I can't believe they made the wife the killer."
- "She's giving me her telephone number. Uma, Jerry. Uma."
- "It looked just like the jacket I brought in to be dry-cleaned."
- "...would be to undo the jacket then go around the back of the shirt."
- "Here. I wanna show you something."
- "So you're so grateful to have sex, you'll shout out anything..."
- "Yeah. Well, the only thing I can do is to go to George Steinbrenner..."
- "...and tell him he has to give her a raise."
- "George, I think Willie the dry cleaner's been wearing my clothes."
- "Well, we're more than happy to exchange it for something else."
- "-I'll bring it to your dressing room. -Okay. Thanks so much."
- "I'm looking for a new suit, but I can't find anything I like."
- "-Forty-two. -Forty-two? That's what I am now."
- "-Follow me into the dressing room. -You'll throw the shirt in?"
- "I just wanna say you're doing great on that canola-oil stuff."
- "I had a bout of that myself one time, knocked me right on my ass."
- "You know, I was just thinking that she could really use a raise."
- "At this place? It would destroy my profit margin."
- "Seen any good 9:30 shows at the Paragon, Willie?"
- "...we understand each other, I'll take my business elsewhere."
- "-I want my mother's fur coat back too. -Jerry, come on."
- "You mean to tell me that you don't have a ticket for the coat?"
- "You can't get anything without a number."
- "Yeah. It looks good here, but what does that mean?"
- "I said that you deserved a raise, and if you didn't get it..."
- "Oh, I know, but 25,000."
- "-Oh, I tell you, Mr. Steinbrenner-- -You're making more than I am."
- "Excuse me. Could you tell me where I could find women's moisturizer lotions?"
- "Excuse me, miss. Is everything okay in there?"
- "I need that ticket stub back so I can get my mother's fur coat out."
- "-Where are your clothes? -I told you, I sold them to Bania."
- "So if you could show me something else."
- "Well, I suppose that salt stain came from all the snow in the store."
- "-Suit's ruined. -You're not getting any money back."
- "I'm not giving him $300 now for a suit with moisturizer cream all over it."
- "...but I need a dry-cleaning ticket that's in the pocket of those pants."
- "But, Mr. Steinbrenner, how can I be expected to perform my job properly..."
- "...knowing that my subordinate is making more money than I am?"
- "You know, I like it when they have a little cream inside. It's a surprise."
- "Here. You don't know what this is costing me."
- "The ticket's no good. The numbers are all smudged out."
- "Hey, isn't that my mother's fur coat?"
- "-You out of your mind? -Are you crazy, taking my coat?"
- "What, do you think the dry cleaners is your personal closet?"
- "I told you Mendy's had the best pea soup. The best, Jerry. The best."
- "If we go someplace else, it would be different, but maybe not as good."
- "I got her number off that ticket before it was smudged."
- "I don't wanna know about the specials, I'm sick of the specials, I hate them."
- "...with a white-wine intravenous."
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