Season 6, Episode 9: "The Secretary"

She supports her whole family.

-Is that a fact, George? -Yes.

In fact, her mother's in the hospital.

It's some kind of a diverticulitis.

I had a bout of that myself one time, knocked me right on my ass.

She can't even afford to go out to lunch. She--

She's been eating in high school cafeterias.

She pretends to be a teacher. It's pathetic.

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