Season 6, Episode 9: "The Secretary"

-I'm giving you a raise! -Yes!

So you're having sex, then all of a sudden you just blurt out:

"I'm giving you a raise"?

Just a quick sidebar here.

Are you in any way authorized to give raises?

-Not that I'm aware of. -No.

So you're so grateful to have sex, you'll shout out anything...

...that comes into your head.

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