Season 6, Episode 9: "The Secretary"

What's supposed to be so attractive about fur?

Why does a man wanna see a woman in fur?

Men want women with shaved legs, shaved armpits, plucked eyebrows.

Then before we go out, we dress them up like a bear?

To me, the only reason to wear fur...

...would be if you were trying to sneak up on another animal.

You ever see those tribal hunters wearing the fur...

...with the other animal's head on top of their head, you know?

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